Monday, February 12, 2007

drunk babie


Gracelyn is now 9 months old. And, for whatever reason, she thinks she now has license to do shit she shouldn't. Since learning how to crawl, she is picking up new tricks daily. She can now pull herself to standing on the couch, her toys, and other random stuff. She even figured out how to do this in her crib. (Of course, we had to adjust the settings so she doesn't leap out.) She is figuring out how to pull drawers out and is even capable of scaling the stairs. Recently, I busted her ass drinking from my beer bottle! I guess I should be happy that she is modeling the behavior that I am exemplifying. Anyways, she is so much fun. Below find her season stats:

Height: 28.5 inches (75%)*
Weight: 17 lbs, 5 oz. (25%)
Fat Head: 17.25 (45%)
*Results based on squirmy baby.

Also, we went grocery shopping together this weekend and she took a dump in the store. After quickly finishing up our chore, we rushed to the car to deconstruct the diapy and replace it with a fresh one. At one point, I could have sworn that Campbell's soup sponsored her - the Thick and Chunky brand. Her diapy was full of whole carrots and green beans. We just started giving her some table food, but it may be a bit early. Apparently, her system isn't advanced enough to break down the food that she puts in her mouth. Wow!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Caught in the act! What a great photo. She looks like she may have already snuck half the bottle. Congrats to her for meeting so many milestones. Sounds like she is having a blast exploring everything. :)

manders said...

if you enlarge the photo by clicking on it, you can really see the white-knuckle, vise-grip that she has on the bottle! this is such a proud moment for me as a mommie, you know! my daughter...following closely in the footsteps of my husband. with any luck, her first word will be the kind that's censored on tbs...

Allan Teruel said...

Child Protective Services Needed!!!

Anonymous said...

great pic!! funnily enuff, she has the wasted look in her eyes too! is this how u guys are managing her new found curiousity?

let's hope she doesn't follow in daddy's footsteps too closely...we don't want her sliding into elevator doors as they are closing and breaking her leg!!

whazzmaster said...

Color me impressed

Unknown said...

time for a picture with a cigar AND a beer.