Today was Gracelyn's 16 month birthday. Her day started off pretty good. She slept in, had an exotic fruit breakfast, and then went with Mommie to a Gymboree music session. Following this, she ended up a the doctor's office for a regular appointment. Here is where shit goes down hill. They say she is on track and doing fine. (This is probably right.) They say this and then stab her 3 times in the leg. As a result, the rest of her afternoon was shot - no pun intended - since her legs ached so badly.
Her latest stats:
Okay, and if that wasn't enough for the little one, this bitch stole her bear from her. Now, if you don't know, her bear (her GUY) is her comfort toy, her friend, her everything. At first, Gracelyn pointed to her GUY and was trying to figure out where this little girl was going with him. She followed her and asked for it back, in baby talk of course. The little bitch ran off acting like Gracelyn was out of place. Then her mom told her to give it back. They were speaking another language, but I think that is what she said. The girl refused and then finally her mom took it from her and gave it to Gracelyn. Gracelyn was happy until the girl swooped in when her mom wasn't looking and stole it back. Gracelyn was pissed; she burst into tears. The mom looked up, got mad at her daughter, and gave Gracelyn her GUY back. We took off right after this because I was so close to retiring a 2.5 year old. Woo-sah...
Her latest stats:
- 32" above ground (75%)
- 20 lbs round (20%)
- 18" dome (25%)
Okay, and if that wasn't enough for the little one, this bitch stole her bear from her. Now, if you don't know, her bear (her GUY) is her comfort toy, her friend, her everything. At first, Gracelyn pointed to her GUY and was trying to figure out where this little girl was going with him. She followed her and asked for it back, in baby talk of course. The little bitch ran off acting like Gracelyn was out of place. Then her mom told her to give it back. They were speaking another language, but I think that is what she said. The girl refused and then finally her mom took it from her and gave it to Gracelyn. Gracelyn was happy until the girl swooped in when her mom wasn't looking and stole it back. Gracelyn was pissed; she burst into tears. The mom looked up, got mad at her daughter, and gave Gracelyn her GUY back. We took off right after this because I was so close to retiring a 2.5 year old. Woo-sah...
Popping bubbles is WORK at Gymboree
Hmm...let me take off my bandaids and stick them on my head. Awesome.
8 comments:
18" DOME...sounds like a yuddword. it's little things like that clue u in to the arfur.
you mean the "b" word and the "s" word weren't enough?
well hells yeah, but that came after. i like to decide the author as soon as possible.
Gracie - if anyone messes with "Guy" they'll have to answer to Gma - and it won't be pretty. See you soon.
Big Al is still waiting for a certain picture that was promised.... you know the one.
Big Al
i've been trying to get "the one" so we can post it for you, big al; however, trying to get her to sit still long enough is something of a challenge. short attention span, you know. we'll put it up as soon as we get it!
wow, i didn't realize billy took over in the burrito 'challenge'.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070922/ap_on_fe_st/odd_burrito_contest
found this little bit of interest too.
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